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HOW DO YOU FIND
People in WILL SMITH IN THE SNOW? Did you hear about

Dubai don’t like LOOK FOR THE FRESH PRINTS the man addicted to
brake fluid? Says he

the Flintstones can stop any time

but people in

Abu Dhabi do! A DUCK GOES INTO A SHOP TO BUY A
LIPSTICK. HE SAYS TO THE CASHIER
“CAN YOU PUT IT ON MY BILL?

I THINK I
WANT A JOB What’s
CLEANING MIRRORS red & bad
I COULD REALLY for your

SEE MYSELF teeth?
DOING IT A brick

How do
you count WHY DID
cows? CINDERELLA GET

With a KICKED OFF THE
cowculator FOOTBALL TEAM?
BECAUSE SHE
KEPT RUNNING
AWAY FROM
I BACKED A HORSE

LAST WEEK AT THE BALL
10 TO ONE
IT CAME I’m on a What do you call

IN AT whiskey diet. a Frenchman who
QUARTER I’ve lost three wears sandals?
PAST FOUR days already Phillipe Phillope

How do WHAT DO YOU CALL A

astronomers DOG THAT DOES MAGIC TRICKS? Which WHAT DO
organise A LABRACADABRADOR computer has YOU CALL

a party? CHEESE THAT
They planet WHERE the best voice? ISN’T YOURS?
I used to be DO YOU A Dell NACHO

addicted to LEARN CHEESE!
TWO FISH TO MAKE
IN A TANK soap, but now How did the hipster burn

ONE SAYS: I’m clean ICE CREAM? his mouth? He ate dinner
“HOW DO YOU AT SUNDAE before it was cool
DRIVE THIS THING?” SCHOOL