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SPECIAL TRIBUTE
                                                               and the fish’s:

                                                               I come to fish here all the time.
                                                               The fish are only five.
                                                               I know them, each one, personally
                                                               And catch them all alive.

                                                               Of course I use fine hooks and bait,
                                                               Good line takes the strain:
                                                               But since they are inedible,
                                                               I let them go again.
                                                               To eat to suffer is our lot,
                                                               It pierces lips and gums
                                                               And rips us from our element
                                                               Until our saviour comes.

                                                               He mercifully slacks the line,
                                                               Unhooks and sets us free;
                                                               His infinite compassion is
                                                               Our sacred mystery.

                                                               And this verse, entitled Carpe diem, is
                                                               about a goldfish’s world view . . .
         DEATH OF                                              A goldfish in a goldfish bowl

                                                               Surveys the world outside
         A POET                                                And feels completely in control
                                                               Of everything he spies.


                                                               My glass a faithful lens
          BY JAMES CLARKE                                      He thinks: “I’m in my element,
                                                               That shows a foggy firmament
            was saddened to read of the death of an old        That wobbles and distends.
            acquaintance whom I’d greatly admired over many years
            – Gus Ferguson. He died aged 80 in the city he loved,   “An ever-shifting universe
        ICape Town. But thanks to him, we keep on smiling...   Of ectoplasmic forms
                                                               Beyond all known parameters
         Gus had a pharmacy in Plumstead but his claim to fame   Of finite fishy norms.
         was that he was one of the world’s great writers of comic
         verse – every bit as brilliant as Britain’s Ogden Nash.  “And yet, this mystic interplay
                                                               Does serve me with such love
         He was a poet, cartoonist, author, publisher, scientist –   That I am blessèd every day
         and a long-distance cyclist who, for many years, did the   With manna from above.”
         annual Cape Town Cycle Tour.
                                                               Then there was a strip club for the snails
         He was known for his love of snails and wrote many    in his garden:
         amusing poems about them.
                                                               Beneath the Agapanthus shrub
         One of my favourites is:                              There is a Mollusc Stripper Club
                                                               That boasts an act to titillate
         Many poems I have writ                                The jaded snail sophisticate.
         Extolling snails and I admit
         I might have rambled on a bit.                        To shifting drums and throbbing base
         But now my conscience tugs,                           A vamp comes out at sensual pace
         Would I have done the same for slugs?                 In Lurex mantle, sequined shell
         They’re both molluscans, both pathetic,               She weaves a concupiscent spell.
         But the snail is more aesthetic.
                                                               Explicit movements, not Burlesque
         He encouraged many aspirant poets and was himself     But undulating Arabesque.
         published in Britain by Penguin. But poetry is not a way   She slides across the flickering strobe
         to make lots of money.                                And, piece by piece, removes her robe.
         He wrote:                                             To climax this erotic act
         Today I took books                                    She makes her lovely foot contract
         To the pulpers but sadly                              And slips from underneath her shell:
         They don’t do poetry.                                 A hyper-naked Jezebel.

         Gus was an empathetic man and understood the nature   Not every eye was out on stalks
         of animals - fish, fowl or four-legged, he loved them all. I   Not every snail who gasps and gawks.
         cannot imagine him fishing but the following poem looks   A cynic gives a knowing shrug:
         at the pastime of angling from the angler’s point-of-view   “She’s nothing but a common slug!”
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