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her sick dog to the East Rand so he
would certainly have offered to drive
her there despite the fact that that
would make him late for work and Mr
Grantham, his boss, would give him
one of those looks.

Selwyn would have helped her
deposit the dog on the pavement
outside the vet and she would have
thrown her slender brown arms
around his neck and given him a
long, warm kiss full of affection and
gratitude – just as Mrs Herming,
Selwyn’s next door neighbour, drove
INVOICE past. Although nobody ever drives
to Dinwiddie early in the morning
(they only drive from there), on this
occasion Mrs Herming would have
Entity: Kyalami Estates been attending a course round the
Entity VAT No: 2018/031605/07
Entity Reg No: corner from the vet on Advanced
Gossiping and within the hour The
THE LOST Kiss would have been broadcast
Invoice Date: xx May 2019
on 340 megahertz or megacycles,
OPPORTUNITY whatever, to all neighbours and
Bill to:
friends.

Attention:xxxxx xxxxx Tax Invoice No: xxxxx xxxxx Then Mert would have told Selwyn
that she had to be in Sandton for an
BY JAMES CLARKE
Xxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx Recipient VAT No: xxxxx xxxxx
audition for a modelling job by 11am
Xxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx PO Number: xxxxx xxxxx
and Selwyn, already two hours late,
would have decided he might as well
t was one of those glorious sunny across Randburg, extending north as be hanged for a sheep as for a lamb
spring days on the Highveld with far as Sidi-bel-Abbes Ext 34. and would then have, impetuously,
offered to drive Mert there.
the scent of jasmine in the air. Your Reference: Tax Reference:
Account:
IShe was standing there at the Kyalami Estates Kyalami Estates
Selwyn realised that, had he stopped
Kyalami Estates
side of the busy road, nut brown and for her, she would have gratefully And she would have landed the job
dressed in little more than a wisp of a sunk into the passenger seat beside and introduced Selwyn to her new
sundress that the capricious morning him and told him her name was Mert. employer who would instantly have
breeze held against her slim but Selwyn never could resist girls whose offered Selwyn R100 000 a week to
shapely body. names began with M, or even N and P model men’s yachting outfits with
Description: Unit Price Tax Reference:
for that matter, and also S and T.
Mert in Santorini and Veracruz.
Xxxxx xxxxxxxxx
At her sandaled feet was what sub- R000 0000 R000 0000
Xxxxx xxxxxxx
accountant, Selwyn Millburton B.Com, R000 00000 R000 0000 By now badly in need of money
Mert would have explained how she
at first took to be dilapidated luggage. was taking her dog, Pericles III, to the because of petrol costs and steam-
But as he drove past he realised it vet because he was really very sick cleaning the car’s interior, and
was in fact a large, shaggy dog. and Pericles III would have verified probably having lost his job anyway,
Sub Total: R000 000.00
this by dumping his stomach contents
VAT 15%: R000 000.00 Selwyn would have become swept
on the back seat.
He also realised the young woman Total: R000 000.00 up in a world of big money, yachts,
was thumbing a lift. gorgeous girls, champagne, and
Mert would have explained how she peppermint-flavoured toothpicks.
He thought for a moment of stopping was taking ‘Perry’ to a veterinary
Account Name: Kyalami Estates
because if ever he had seen a maiden doctor friend in Dinwiddie, Germiston, None of this would have thrilled his
because he saw to Perry’s medical
in distress this was it. Selwyn always Bank: Investec wife, Millicent, or his Mum.
thought of stopping to give people Account: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
needs for nothing.
lifts but usually, by the time he had Account Type: Current Anyway, Selwyn reached his office that
worked out the complications that Branch Code: xxxxxx morning spot on time, as usual. And
As long as Selwyn could drop her off
could arise, he was 5km away. And in downtown she would find her way as Mr Grantham greeted him with his
Estate Office & Administration
to stop suddenly in rush hour traffic from there. But Selwyn could not bear usual nod, Selwyn would have sighed
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to think of this helpless girl dragging
would cause a traffic shunt clean Email: info@kyalamiestates.co.za a great shuddering sigh of relief.
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